God, this perfume is so fucking good that I created clones of myself to smell me and rub their bodies against me when I’m wearing it.
Her limbs look like they’re plastic or glass. Whose skin reflects light like that? Oh, I know! Barbie.
Perfume ads are the weirdest. I guess it’s hard to sell a scent using images, but DAMN, I am getting sick of seeing ladies caressing bottles with sexy-time looks on their faces.
Oooh, it’s so artsy, dark and mysterious! I wonder what it could mean?
Wear this perfume and you’ll have men crawling all over you? Consume my body and my perfume?
In general I enjoy Lady Gaga, but I do find it unfortunate that she has laid her body out like a piece of meat for us to consume with our eyes, and for those little men to ravage. It’s just so weird… but then again, what else would we expect from Gaga?
Horses don’t smell very good. Personally, I would avoid using smelly animals in fragrance advertisements.